ಮರ್ಯಾದೆ ತೆಗೆಯುವ ಕಲೆಯ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಮತ್ತಷ್ಟು

ಸಿನೆಮಾಗಳಲ್ಲಿ 'ಡಿಲೀಟೆಡ್ ಸೀನು'ಗಳನ್ನು ಆಮೇಲೆ ಡಿವಿಡಿಯಲ್ಲೋ ಯುಟ್ಯೂಬಿನಲ್ಲೋ ಹಾಕುವುದುಂಟು. ಹಾಗೆಯೇ, ನಾಳಿದ್ದು ಬರಲಿರುವ ನನ್ನ ಪುಸ್ತಕದಲ್ಲಿರುವ "ಮರ್ಯಾದೆ ತೆಗೆಯುವ ಕಲೆ" ಎಂಬ ಲೇಖನದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರದೇ ಉಳಿದುಕೊಂಡ, ಕೆಲವು ಮಜಾ ಕೊಡುವ, ಚಾಕಚಕ್ಯತೆ ಮೆರೆಯುವ ಅವಮಾನಗಳು:

He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him - Wilde on Shaw

What you lack in intelligence, you more than make up for in stupidity

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but whatever it is, it's really working

If he fell into the Thames, that would be misfortune; if someone pulled him out, that would be a calamity

Look, everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege

Oh my god, look at you. Was anyone else hurt in the accident?

He is able to turn an unplotted, unworkable manuscript into an unplotted and unworkable manuscript with a lot of sex

ಅವರು: ನಾನು ಯಾಕೋ ಮೊದಲು ಬರೀತಾ ಇದ್ದ ಹಾಗೆ ಈಚೆಗೆ ಬರೀತಾ ಇಲ್ಲ
ಇವರು: ನೀವು ಮೊದಲಿನ ಹಾಗೇ ಬರೀತಾ ಇದೀರಾ ಬಿಡಿ, ನಿಮ್ಮ ಟೇಸ್ಟು ಸುಧಾರಿಸಿದೆ ಅಷ್ಟೇ.

ಚೆನ್ನಾಗಿ ಬರೆಯಲಿಕ್ಕೆ 3 ನಿಯಮಗಳಿವೆ. ಮೊದಲನೆಯ ನಿಯಮ: ಆರ್ಥರ್ ಪಿನೆರೋ ಜೋನ್ಸರಂತೆ ಬರೆಯಬಾರದು. 2ನೇ ಮತ್ತು ಮೂರನೇ ನಿಯಮವೂ ಅದೇ

Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much

Actress- I enjoyed reading your book. Who wrote it for you?
Ilka Chase - Darling, I am glad that you liked it. Who read it to you?

When I am right, I get angry, Churchill gets angry when he is wrong. We are angry at each other much of the time

Congressman: I have nothing to say, young man.
Heywould Broun: I know that. Now shall we get on with the interview?

I can still remember the first time I ever heard Hubert Humphrey speak. He was in the 2nd hour of a 5 minute talk

He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination

This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible, this was terrible with raisins in it

I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.

If Kinnock wins today will the last person to leave Britain please turn out the lights - The Sun

Drew Barrymore sings so badly, deaf people refuse to watch her lips move

Who can forget Mel Gibson in Hamlet? Though many have tried

He's never going to be a great player on grass, the only time he comes to the net is to shake your hand - Goran Ivanisevic on Ivan Lendl

The kid is the greatest proof of reincarnation. Nobody could be that stupid in one lifetime

Greg Thomas(after Viv Richards swings and misses)- It's red, round and weighs about 5 ounces, in case u were wondering.
Viv Richards(after smashing a 6)- Greg, you know what it looks like. Now go and find it

A discussion between 3 Gulag prisoners: "So, comrade, what have you done to be here?" "Well, I came late to work, so they accused me of sabotage". "And you, comrade, what did you do?" "Well,I came early to work, so they accused me of industrial espionage. What about you,comrade?" "Well, I came to work on time,so they accused me of buying my watch in the West"