Amazon can be a funny place. Here is a compilation of some hilarious stuff from their review and Q&A section.
SanDisk Ultra Dual Pen Drive:
Q: Can it be used for storage purpose?
Ans: No. It's only used for hunting rabbits.
SanDisk Ultra Dual Pen Drive:
Q: Can it be used for storage purpose?
Ans: No. It's only used for hunting rabbits.
Wakefit Memory Foam Mattress:
Q: Does this come with bed-frame too or is it just the mattress? The picture shows both?
Ans: Does it come with house too? It shows walls in the background
Q: Does this come with bed-frame too or is it just the mattress? The picture shows both?
Ans: Does it come with house too? It shows walls in the background
Shure Sound Isolating Earphones (Prices from Rs 119,999.00)
Question: What are the cables and connectors provided as Standard?
Answer: R u gonna buy this??
Reviews:
- Totally recommended....these are simply magical, just put these on...no need to connect the headphones to any source device, and you just think of a song and it start playing . What a sound quality, although had to sell of my car, but totally worth it, guys if there are any more products coming up in a similar or a higher price range, do let me know. I just realized I had two kidneys, don't need the second one.
Question: What are the cables and connectors provided as Standard?
Answer: R u gonna buy this??
Reviews:
- Totally recommended....these are simply magical, just put these on...no need to connect the headphones to any source device, and you just think of a song and it start playing . What a sound quality, although had to sell of my car, but totally worth it, guys if there are any more products coming up in a similar or a higher price range, do let me know. I just realized I had two kidneys, don't need the second one.
- Just added it to CART, can't tell you, how much my self-esteem got boosted!
- I robbed a bank to buy this one.....now listening to songs in jail, a must have headphones
- I sold my laptop, iPod, TV, phone and my cochlea to buy this. The problem now is I don't have any device and the organ to try it out now.
Uranium Ore(bottle) by Images SI
Q: If I opt for air mail does it get delivered by Amazon Prime Air or CIA drones?
Ans: No sir, just give us your coordinates and we will deliver it via intercontinental missile in less than an hour, guaranteed speed.
Reviews:
- I got a free cat in the box with this purchase but I'm not sure if I should open it to see if the cat is ok.
- I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.
- This is NOT, repeat, NOT a woman from the Ukraine. Very disappointed but can only blame myself. Please read description when sober.
Q: If I opt for air mail does it get delivered by Amazon Prime Air or CIA drones?
Ans: No sir, just give us your coordinates and we will deliver it via intercontinental missile in less than an hour, guaranteed speed.
Reviews:
- I got a free cat in the box with this purchase but I'm not sure if I should open it to see if the cat is ok.
- I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.
- This is NOT, repeat, NOT a woman from the Ukraine. Very disappointed but can only blame myself. Please read description when sober.
How to Avoid Huge Ships(Book)
Review: Read this book before going on vacation and I couldn't find my cruise liner in the port. Vacation ruined.
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Lastly, reviews of a book that had the leftists excited:
At first, I was skeptical. It seemed difficult to believe a cogent argument could be made in such a short tome. As I read, however, I become more and more engrossed in the text. The prose is elegant and to-the-point. There is very little fluff in the language, and every word is chosen very carefully. By the end, I was fully convinced. This author can definitely convey his ideas fully and articulately.
Review: Read this book before going on vacation and I couldn't find my cruise liner in the port. Vacation ruined.
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Lastly, reviews of a book that had the leftists excited:
At first, I was skeptical. It seemed difficult to believe a cogent argument could be made in such a short tome. As I read, however, I become more and more engrossed in the text. The prose is elegant and to-the-point. There is very little fluff in the language, and every word is chosen very carefully. By the end, I was fully convinced. This author can definitely convey his ideas fully and articulately.
Best book I ever read. Once I started I couldn’t put it down until I finished. Straight to the point no nonsense literature.
Thinking as to what exactly is so funny about these 2 reviews? Here is the thing. Title of the book is: “Why Socialism Works”. And the entire book has just 2 words: “It doesn’t”
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