The word "Ayogya" has been used 486.5 times in a recently released 2.5 hour long film" Stated a research team from Indian Statistical Institute while addressing the press conference in KG road. 'The film thereby topples the record set by "Dana kayonu"' they informed.
"This is probably the hardest effort in the history of cinema to justify the title", the research team said. As per the findings that our team could lay its hands on, Dana Kayonu had used a software technique to randomly insert the words "Naanu Dana Kayonu" once every two minutes in the screenplay.
The team explained that the onus is on the audience to make sure that these directors do not come across titles like,"The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain" or "Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Terror"
Sources have relevealed that another ambitious project that attempts to count the number of times "Alright Mundak hogona" is used in a certain News channel is facing acute shortages of staff because of the sheer enormity of the task at hand.
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By Sharath Bhat Seraje
"This is probably the hardest effort in the history of cinema to justify the title", the research team said. As per the findings that our team could lay its hands on, Dana Kayonu had used a software technique to randomly insert the words "Naanu Dana Kayonu" once every two minutes in the screenplay.
The team explained that the onus is on the audience to make sure that these directors do not come across titles like,"The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain" or "Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Terror"
Sources have relevealed that another ambitious project that attempts to count the number of times "Alright Mundak hogona" is used in a certain News channel is facing acute shortages of staff because of the sheer enormity of the task at hand.
#SulSuddiBureau
By Sharath Bhat Seraje
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